The One Where Wii Play
The "kids" got a Nintendo Wii from Santa this year for Christmas and after somewhat of a slow start, it has really grown on all of us. The nice thing about the Wii is that literally anybody can pick up the Wiimote and start playing intuitively. This commercial really says it all:
The other thing we've discovered is that people really enjoy playing the Wii together and we've had several visitors over the past month enjoy a good round of Tennis, or even using carrot juice to keep the scuba diving rabbids at bay.
David takes things seriously. His Wii skills are both mad and phat. Run, David. RUN.
Ethan gets into the action while Josh sits mystified that a small child can actually beat him at a video game. What's even more sad is that Ethan played with his Wiimote upside down the entire time.
Me and Charles are literally duking it out in Boxing. He started good, but he forgot one critical thing: it's a marathon, not a sprint. When he started to tire, I beat him senseless to an inch of his virtual life in the spirit of good Christian fun. I love you, brother.
Not since Amy's odd (and disturbing) fascination with Burgertime in the 80's has she enjoyed playing a video game so much. I agree, the Burgertime fascination is odd, but she also enjoyed to Hang Tough with The NKOTB, so there's no accounting for taste. To this day, when I'm cooking hamburgers, she dresses up like a fried egg and chases me around the kitchen, to which I respond by shaking a healthy dose of pepper on her. Wait. I'm not really sure how I got here, or where I'm going.
Seeju is one of those people that is just plain good at everything it seems like. The Wii was no exception. You can see the fierce determination in her eyes as she is no doubt beating the snot out of a raving rabbid.
Jennifer takes everything seriously. Everything. Once I got in trouble for actually asking a Trivial Pursuit question wrong during a heated trivia matchup. Notice the gritting of the teeth as she slams the tennis ball right down Steve's throat.
Why is it that kids always look more natural doing this Wii thing than the adults?
This is reminiscent of that classic Garth Brooks ditty, "The Night I Called the Old Man Out." In this version of the classic coming of age tale, Colton actually subdues Steve up against the ropes with a blindingly fast barrage of mindless punches. Eventually Steve's virtual self has a seizure in the middle of the ring before he is carried off to a hospital. We all learned a lesson that day, my friend - when Colton calls you out, run.
This is our ex-friend Kandy. She's probably not our friend anymore because this picture is now on the interweb for all to see. It was good while it lasted. She liked the Wii so much that she ordered to David to go right home that week and purchase one. At least that's how David tells the story.
Nintendo, if you're out there, you can send my reimbursement for this free advertising to my home address. Thanks.



