Trend. Setter.
I've always been a bit of a trend setter. Sometimes it just takes others to figure out who they need to follow (me), but they get there eventually.
Even though you broke the first rule - never shave your head in the dead of winter - you might be okay given that you're hanging out in L.A. where I guess it's never really winter.
You might think this would be a time for gloating, but I'm going to rise above all that and:
Get down on my knees and thank GOD for MY life (and my wife).